class Akismet_REST_API {
	/**
	 * Register the REST API routes.
	 */
	public static function init() {
		if ( ! function_exists( 'register_rest_route' ) ) {
			// The REST API wasn't integrated into core until 4.4, and we support 4.0+ (for now).
			return false;
		}

		register_rest_route( 'akismet/v1', '/key', array(
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::READABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'get_key' ),
			), array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::EDITABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'set_key' ),
				'args' => array(
					'key' => array(
						'required' => true,
						'type' => 'string',
						'sanitize_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'sanitize_key' ),
						'description' => __( 'A 12-character Akismet API key. Available at akismet.com/get/', 'akismet' ),
					),
				),
			), array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::DELETABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'delete_key' ),
			)
		) );

		register_rest_route( 'akismet/v1', '/settings/', array(
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::READABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'get_settings' ),
			),
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::EDITABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'set_boolean_settings' ),
				'args' => array(
					'akismet_strictness' => array(
						'required' => false,
						'type' => 'boolean',
						'description' => __( 'If true, Akismet will automatically discard the worst spam automatically rather than putting it in the spam folder.', 'akismet' ),
					),
					'akismet_show_user_comments_approved' => array(
						'required' => false,
						'type' => 'boolean',
						'description' => __( 'If true, show the number of approved comments beside each comment author in the comments list page.', 'akismet' ),
					),
				),
			)
		) );

		register_rest_route( 'akismet/v1', '/stats', array(
			'methods' => WP_REST_Server::READABLE,
			'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
			'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'get_stats' ),
			'args' => array(
				'interval' => array(
					'required' => false,
					'type' => 'string',
					'sanitize_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'sanitize_interval' ),
					'description' => __( 'The time period for which to retrieve stats. Options: 60-days, 6-months, all', 'akismet' ),
					'default' => 'all',
				),
			),
		) );

		register_rest_route( 'akismet/v1', '/stats/(?P<interval>[\w+])', array(
			'args' => array(
				'interval' => array(
					'description' => __( 'The time period for which to retrieve stats. Options: 60-days, 6-months, all', 'akismet' ),
					'type' => 'string',
				),
			),
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::READABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'privileged_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'get_stats' ),
			)
		) );

		register_rest_route( 'akismet/v1', '/alert', array(
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::READABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'remote_call_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'get_alert' ),
				'args' => array(
					'key' => array(
						'required' => false,
						'type' => 'string',
						'sanitize_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'sanitize_key' ),
						'description' => __( 'A 12-character Akismet API key. Available at akismet.com/get/', 'akismet' ),
					),
				),
			),
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::EDITABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'remote_call_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'set_alert' ),
				'args' => array(
					'key' => array(
						'required' => false,
						'type' => 'string',
						'sanitize_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'sanitize_key' ),
						'description' => __( 'A 12-character Akismet API key. Available at akismet.com/get/', 'akismet' ),
					),
				),
			),
			array(
				'methods' => WP_REST_Server::DELETABLE,
				'permission_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'remote_call_permission_callback' ),
				'callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'delete_alert' ),
				'args' => array(
					'key' => array(
						'required' => false,
						'type' => 'string',
						'sanitize_callback' => array( 'Akismet_REST_API', 'sanitize_key' ),
						'description' => __( 'A 12-character Akismet API key. Available at akismet.com/get/', 'akismet' ),
					),
				),
			)
		) );
	}

	/**
	 * Get the current Akismet API key.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function get_key( $request = null ) {
		return rest_ensure_response( Akismet::get_api_key() );
	}

	/**
	 * Set the API key, if possible.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function set_key( $request ) {
		if ( defined( 'WPCOM_API_KEY' ) ) {
			return rest_ensure_response( new WP_Error( 'hardcoded_key', __( 'This site\'s API key is hardcoded and cannot be changed via the API.', 'akismet' ), array( 'status'=> 409 ) ) );
		}

		$new_api_key = $request->get_param( 'key' );

		if ( ! self::key_is_valid( $new_api_key ) ) {
			return rest_ensure_response( new WP_Error( 'invalid_key', __( 'The value provided is not a valid and registered API key.', 'akismet' ), array( 'status' => 400 ) ) );
		}

		update_option( 'wordpress_api_key', $new_api_key );

		return self::get_key();
	}

	/**
	 * Unset the API key, if possible.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function delete_key( $request ) {
		if ( defined( 'WPCOM_API_KEY' ) ) {
			return rest_ensure_response( new WP_Error( 'hardcoded_key', __( 'This site\'s API key is hardcoded and cannot be deleted.', 'akismet' ), array( 'status'=> 409 ) ) );
		}

		delete_option( 'wordpress_api_key' );

		return rest_ensure_response( true );
	}

	/**
	 * Get the Akismet settings.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function get_settings( $request = null ) {
		return rest_ensure_response( array(
			'akismet_strictness' => ( get_option( 'akismet_strictness', '1' ) === '1' ),
			'akismet_show_user_comments_approved' => ( get_option( 'akismet_show_user_comments_approved', '1' ) === '1' ),
		) );
	}

	/**
	 * Update the Akismet settings.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function set_boolean_settings( $request ) {
		foreach ( array(
			'akismet_strictness',
			'akismet_show_user_comments_approved',
		) as $setting_key ) {

			$setting_value = $request->get_param( $setting_key );
			if ( is_null( $setting_value ) ) {
				// This setting was not specified.
				continue;
			}

			// From 4.7+, WP core will ensure that these are always boolean
			// values because they are registered with 'type' => 'boolean',
			// but we need to do this ourselves for prior versions.
			$setting_value = Akismet_REST_API::parse_boolean( $setting_value );

			update_option( $setting_key, $setting_value ? '1' : '0' );
		}

		return self::get_settings();
	}

	/**
	 * Parse a numeric or string boolean value into a boolean.
	 *
	 * @param mixed $value The value to convert into a boolean.
	 * @return bool The converted value.
	 */
	public static function parse_boolean( $value ) {
		switch ( $value ) {
			case true:
			case 'true':
			case '1':
			case 1:
				return true;

			case false:
			case 'false':
			case '0':
			case 0:
				return false;

			default:
				return (bool) $value;
		}
	}

	/**
	 * Get the Akismet stats for a given time period.
	 *
	 * Possible `interval` values:
	 * - all
	 * - 60-days
	 * - 6-months
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function get_stats( $request ) {
		$api_key = Akismet::get_api_key();

		$interval = $request->get_param( 'interval' );

		$stat_totals = array();

		$response = Akismet::http_post( Akismet::build_query( array( 'blog' => get_option( 'home' ), 'key' => $api_key, 'from' => $interval ) ), 'get-stats' );

		if ( ! empty( $response[1] ) ) {
			$stat_totals[$interval] = json_decode( $response[1] );
		}

		return rest_ensure_response( $stat_totals );
	}

	/**
	 * Get the current alert code and message. Alert codes are used to notify the site owner
	 * if there's a problem, like a connection issue between their site and the Akismet API,
	 * invalid requests being sent, etc.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function get_alert( $request ) {
		return rest_ensure_response( array(
			'code' => get_option( 'akismet_alert_code' ),
			'message' => get_option( 'akismet_alert_msg' ),
		) );
	}

	/**
	 * Update the current alert code and message by triggering a call to the Akismet server.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function set_alert( $request ) {
		delete_option( 'akismet_alert_code' );
		delete_option( 'akismet_alert_msg' );

		// Make a request so the most recent alert code and message are retrieved.
		Akismet::verify_key( Akismet::get_api_key() );

		return self::get_alert( $request );
	}

	/**
	 * Clear the current alert code and message.
	 *
	 * @param WP_REST_Request $request
	 * @return WP_Error|WP_REST_Response
	 */
	public static function delete_alert( $request ) {
		delete_option( 'akismet_alert_code' );
		delete_option( 'akismet_alert_msg' );

		return self::get_alert( $request );
	}

	private static function key_is_valid( $key ) {
		$response = Akismet::http_post(
			Akismet::build_query(
				array(
					'key' => $key,
					'blog' => get_option( 'home' )
				)
			),
			'verify-key'
		);

		if ( $response[1] == 'valid' ) {
			return true;
		}

		return false;
	}

	public static function privileged_permission_callback() {
		return current_user_can( 'manage_options' );
	}

	/**
	 * For calls that Akismet.com makes to the site to clear outdated alert codes, use the API key for authorization.
	 */
	public static function remote_call_permission_callback( $request ) {
		$local_key = Akismet::get_api_key();

		return $local_key && ( strtolower( $request->get_param( 'key' ) ) === strtolower( $local_key ) );
	}

	public static function sanitize_interval( $interval, $request, $param ) {
		$interval = trim( $interval );

		$valid_intervals = array( '60-days', '6-months', 'all', );

		if ( ! in_array( $interval, $valid_intervals ) ) {
			$interval = 'all';
		}

		return $interval;
	}

	public static function sanitize_key( $key, $request, $param ) {
		return trim( $key );
	}
}
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				<h1 class="jeg_post_title">The Nobel Prize was given for the shockproof properties of the beard and orgasm as a remedy for the common cold</h1>

				
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<p>In the United States, the 31st ceremony of presenting the Shnobel Prize, awarded to the most absurd scientific discoveries of the year, took place.  Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the ceremony was held remotely.</p>
<p>Biologists from the United States received the Peace Prize for their study &#8220;The Potential of Mammalian Hair as a Protection Against Impact: Testing the Hypothesis of the Impact of Fistfighting on the Evolution of Human Facial Hair.&#8221;  They tested the hypothesis that humans have retained facial hair during evolution, including to protect themselves from blows to the face.</p>
<p>Montpellier Business School professor Pavel Blavatsky received an award in economics for his research on whether obesity in politicians can serve as an indicator of the level of corruption in a country.  He analyzed data from post-Soviet countries and concluded that the countries of the former USSR with the lowest rates of corruption, namely Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Georgia, have ministers with the lowest body mass index.</p>
<p>Scientists from Germany, Turkey and Great Britain have received the award in the field of medicine.  They concluded that orgasm cures a cold as well as drugs to improve breathing.</p>
<p>Scientists from the Netherlands, Taiwan, Italy and the United States have received the award for their research on why pedestrians do not bump into each other.</p>
<p>Swedish scientist Suzanne Shotsza received an award in biology for her analysis of variations in purring, growling, squeaking, and other modes of communication between cats and humans.</p>
<p>The award in logistics was given to a group of scientists from seven countries for research on whether it is possible to transport a rhino upside down and how safe it is.</p>
<p>Scientists from Spain and Iran received an award for studying the types of bacteria in chewing gum on the sidewalks of different countries.</p>
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